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Thank you for your hard work. We're starting a new show, Code of Off.
Yay!
So, Code of Off is a show like Home! Off! where you can meet people.
We have guests for the first time. First, Kemuri.
Oh, hello!
Thank you for inviting me.
Since we're doing a new show, let's put you in the middle.
I'm not that happy.
I'm not happy.
You're not happy?
I'm not happy even if I'm sandwiched between you.
So, it's a one-off.
I don't know what this means, but...
Um...
It's hard to say.
But our partner, Yoshimoto, was fired.
Oh, yes.
So, we're not together anymore.
Oh, well, within Yoshimoto.
That's right.
Even if there is a combination, it became a pin without Yoshimoto.
I will help you.
What?
We are the first and foremost seniors.
You came into this world with the greatest admiration.
Admiration's bat.
That's not true.
We were doing the radio together.
You jumped in, didn't you?
Jumped in?
It's not like you two jumped in with your eyes closed.
Oh, is it different?
When I first saw you on the radio, you were like this.
No, it's not like that. It's different.
You were amazing.
I think I was relaxing.
You were doing glissando like this.
I wasn't glissando.
I don't usually do glissando.
You don't?
For now, let's work together and make it work as a pin entertainer.
Well, I'm grateful.
That's great.
If we can make a story out of it, it'd be great.
It's better to have a lot of hands.
There's a lot you can do.
Even now, you only do manzai and bass.
I don't do bass on stage.
But I don't get many chances to do manzai.
I thought about doing bass mandan, but there are pioneers.
Who?
Hanawa.
S.E.D.
Only Hanawa uses bass for comedy.
That's right.
The sound is low.
It's a sound that doesn't reach the deepest.
It's weird to use bass for comedy.
I'll bring you the goods and give you a present, and you have to pay me for it.
Then you can decide whether you'll buy it or not.
I see.
You're a rich man with a lot of money.
You have a lot of money, don't you?
You're talking like a katsuage.
You're the type of person who will throw away the money you get.
That's not true. I'm being educated properly.
You're rich, aren't you?
What's that?
Hamburgers have no top and bottom, you only eat the meat inside.
Then I'll buy a hamburger.
Right?
It's too stupid.
You throw away the hamburger and only eat the inside, right?
What do you mean?
Throw away the helicopter.
It's rare.
Are you calling around the hamburger?
I'm not calling.
Yep.
We have some really important tools.
If you need it, of course we'll buy it for you.
We've brought some tools that we'd like to use.
I see!
If you buy it, we'll really give it to you.
Can we use it for Yoshimoto's stage?
Not at all.
That's great! Thank you!
I think you should buy them all.
Oh, really? Thank you!
You can use them all, right?
I'm looking forward to it.
Because you can see it.
You can see the smoke coming out of it.
Then I'll bring something that suits me this time.
Of course!
Scary!
I don't know what's going on.
I'm tired of being together.
So, you'll be presenting here.
Who should go first?
Then I'll go first.
Thank you.
Yes, thank you, senpai.
What did you say?
Senpai.
Okay, so...
On stage...
When you said, senpai...
When you came from above...
I'm a quick learner, so I can throw a lot on stage.
I don't care who's the senior or not.
I'll do it like that.
If you've been doing it like me so far and someone comes from above, I'll bounce back and...
GET OUT OF HERE!
Shut up, man!
You know what I mean, right?
You've been doing it on the radio all this time.
[PH] The Ultimate Battle
First of all, I want you to laugh casually.
Hmm, that's not a good way of saying it.
I want you to laugh the moment you come out of the costume.
Oh, I see. That's very nice of you.
And I want you to take this off.
Yes, this is it.
Oh, what is it?
It's a hand-held siren.
What?
Isn't it for the master?
No, it's for you, Kemuri-san.
You should definitely laugh.
But I have the image of you laughing.
Isn't comedy betrayal?
I'm sure you've done it.
If you do this, it's really funny.
Is it funny?
I'll show you how to do it.
You're going to turn this thing around.
One or eight of these sounds are louder than this one.
Is there something like a switch?
If it's like this, it's not that loud.
It's louder when you open it.
I'm sorry!
Your voice is louder than that.
His voice is louder than that.
I want you to do this.
It's that, isn't it?
It's late in the beginning and it's long in the end.
What is this?
You can definitely laugh at this.
Can you laugh at just turning it?
Turn it and if you think you've laughed, say,
Aaaaaah!
Oh, you'll scream.
You'll scream and laugh.
You'll laugh.
I'll try it.
Matsuri Kemura, please!
What is this?!
It's super funny!
No, it's OK.
No...
You're not laughing, right?
I am!
I think you're getting crazy without a partner!
Excuse me, but I need one thing.
Huh?!
You were looking this way.
Yes.
I want to see it this way.
What's that?!
Please show it to Cookie-san.
It's OK, thank you.
I don't know.
Should I do it?
Yes.
Here I go.
LAUGH!
Huh? Why was the one in the back more interesting?
Hahahahahahaha!
[PH] The Silent Money Game
How much is the Silent Money Game?
Including tax, it's 50,000 yen.
Wow!
So cheap!
It's cheap.
But in a normal household, you can't get it for that price.
That's right.
So I thought I'd give you a discount.
Huh?!
It's 48,000 yen for a navy.
Wow! We must buy it!
It's within the range of 5 years.
So the number is limited to limited edition.
If we miss this, we can't get it for the rest of our lives.
We can give you this now, but if you buy it, we will send it to you from China.
It takes time.
It's been two weeks and three weeks.
You won't make it for tomorrow's show.
Yeah, you're right. I have to buy it now.
Are you selling it like a delivery service?
Now, Matsui Kemuri,
will you buy or not buy this product?
Judge with your own money, please.
Yes.
Now, let's go!
Kemashi Siren, 48,000 yen.
Buy or not buy?
Which one?
Don't buy.
What?
I won't buy it.
Why not?!
I looked it up on Amazon and it's there.
You're getting it from China?
It'll take you long.
It won't take me long.
It's over, so you have a life, right?
I do, but you don't have to do it.
I'll bring it right away.
It's worth 50,000.
You're going to be beaten up by the chief of police!
Come here, you!
Let's not hit the throat.
You! You! You!
Don't be so young.
It's expensive!
How much is it in China?
In China?
2500 yen!
You are crazy!
2500 yen!
I dare say, you are crazy!
You are crazy!
The next product is...
This is it!
This is a very good product.
What is it?
This is an open finger glove.
A certain big maker, a super big maker, and a purple leotard.
What?!
In today's entertainment industry, the easiest way to get attention and be seen is by impersonating.
Ah, that's true.
I have a way of saying it, so I'll say it quickly.
I'm not talking about impersonating Zacon Shaw, but just by looking similar, it's easy to be seen.
That's true.
So I thought about what I could do for him.
And I came up with Aja Kong.
How much do you want me to Aja Kong you?
By wearing this and wearing open finger gloves, you can become Aja Kong.
If I wear it, you'll see my fangs.
Don't wear it for too long.
Can I wear it once?
What?
Are you going to wear it now?
I'm sorry.
What is that?
I'm sorry, but please.
It should be very beautiful.
We won't come to the game until you say so.
Why?
Because we have time.
It won't take that long.
It will.
It won't take that long.
You have to make support here with your back meat.
Why do I want to make a chest?
I won't make a chest properly.
[PH] The next guest is...
Now that we're ready, let's have him appear.
Matsui Kemuri and Aja Kong, welcome!
What is this?
This is really Aja.
What is this?
It is Aja for real!
It is embarrassing.
The body shape is also…
You did your best to not do such thing.
I did my best not to do such thing.
You did your best not to do such thing.
But we found the way of pin as well.
I did my best not to be Aja.
That's good.
Her body shape is cute.
It's good. Her line is beautiful.
Is she like you?
No, she is like me.
I don't know you.
Her shoulders are similar.
Similar?
She's not feminine.
It's good. Very good.
I don't know you. Is it good?
You chose the right person for the hit song.
I'm not you.
No, it's good.
What should we do with this?
One more thing.
She should be angry.
She's dressed like a woman.
You're being bocked, right?
I'm not being bocked!
What?!
This is very bad.
I'm not being bocked wearing Aja's outfit.
You're a crazy pervert. I'm not being bocked!
Let's go with this.
No, we're not going.
We don't have an Aja's story.
But we can't just say it in rakugo or mandan.
We can't do that.
We'll get it as soon as it comes out.
What's Aja?
You don't know Aja?
We don't want it to come out of your sleeves, but from the audience.
You're a professional wrestler.
I'll just turn around on stage and get my hand pulled back like this.
And you'll take it.
I won't.
The price of the Ajax set is...
This Ajax set is...
The price is...
Um...
I'm sorry.
68,000 yen.
68,000 yen?!
That's expensive!
You know the price of this, don't you?
I'm sorry.
It's this thin!
Even though you know it,
I've worn it a few times, too.
It's used.
I'll make it cheap.
I'll borrow 68,000 yen and buy it for 6,800 yen!
Cheap!
Let's go!
It's not a level of borrowing.
It's very cheap.
Well, Matsui Kemuri, judge of whether you buy this product or not with your own money.
Please!
I won't buy it.
It suits you.
It's expensive, though. 6,800 yen.
6,000 yen. It's cheap, right?
No, it's not.
You're buying Rockman Class for 6,800 yen.
Is that a lie?
It's not a lie.
It's got a navel.
Look at it.
I told you it's cheap.
It's got a navel and a navel.
Hey!
I can't do that.
Hey!
I can't do that.
You touched my nipples.
You guys!
I don't want this!
What do you mean you don't need it?
What do you mean I don't need it?
I'm the one who cares about you. Why do you need it?
There's no reason for me to care about you.
In this day and age.
It's easy to understand.
[PH] THE NEXT ONE
This one.
Yes.
Wow...
You still don't know, do you?
LOL
There's a pro wrestler named Scott Steiner.
Wow, what a pro wrestler.
Scott Steiner's chain shoulder pads and sunglasses.
What about you, Aja?
I'm fine like this.
Aja can go like this.
I can go like this.
I can make people laugh just by wearing it.
Really?
Like this.
It'd be funny if you did it.
That's good.
Like this.
I don't know him.
I'll come!
Let's go!
This is nice! I'm jealous!
You are, right?!
You don't get these anywhere!
Should I start from here?
Yes, you can start from here.
It's heavy!
Heavy?!
It's heavy!
So you can train your neck, too!
From here?
I'll start now.
You look like a pro-wrestler.
Who is doing this in Asha's costume?
Who am I?
How much is this?
It's not money.
We want you to wear it.
So, it's 500 yen.
It's cheap.
This is worth it.
One coin?
One coin.
It's cheap.
Here's one coin.
It's a reasonably priced item.
Mr. Smoke, will you buy it or not?
Judge, please tell us.
I won't buy it.
Hey!
I won't buy it.
You brought this heavy item for you, didn't you?
It's really heavy.
It's made of aluminum or something.
No, it's real.
Why is it made of real steel?
You want to protect it, don't you?
That's right.
I don't need it.
Even if you get a touch, you block it.
Who touches me?
Touch!
On stage...
You block it.
I don't get a touch.
Yes, you do.
Even if you do a Japanese dance, you block it.
What is it?
It's a style that doesn't go with the story I want to tell.
For example, what kind of style is more stylish?
If I do it, I think it's mandan or flip.
Mandan.
For example, mandan.
It's smart.
That's kind of what I want to do.
Is there such a thing?
Yes, there is.
Oh, then...
Leave it to me.
That's fine.
[PH] Subscribe to my channel!
Now, here are the products I will introduce you.
Well, there are basically white ones, but a smart one is better.
Oh, yes.
And I think it's good to have a little less clumsy and more relaxed.
Oh, yes, yes.
I think it's good to feel a little ordinary.
Yes.
I have prepared it for you.
Well, this is what you have seen here.
Yes.
Pentagon Goods.
Ha ha ha!
This Pentagon is not just a fighting Pentagon, but an off-Pentagon.
Ah, this is rare.
If you wear all of this, you can immediately become an off-cool Pentagon.
Please wear this once.
It's fast!
It's too smooth for me to wear it.
Now, it seems like you're ready.
Let's call them.
Kim Lee, Aja Kong, Scott Steiner and Pentagon.
Please come in!
Hahahahahahaha!
It's off! It's off!
I didn't know!
That's amazing!
Mr. Pentagon! You're wearing such ugly clothes when you're off!
I didn't know it was on! What is this?
No, it's wonderful!
It suits you very well!
Does it suit me very well?
Yes! You can really do that!
What does the Pentagon do?
The Pentagon is superhuman.
Superhuman...
The Roseman cut off its wings.
Is there an on and off switch?
The on switch is for fighting.
Oh, I see.
The on switch is for not wearing a collar.
Oh, you don't usually do that.
I see.
But it's off, so you wear a collar.
I can't see your face.
I still can't see you.
You're so beautiful.
Beautiful?
Yes.
It's amazingly beautiful. Can I keep it as a hat?
Sure.
That's good.
I don't know if it's pine smoke or not.
You have a teacup, right?
I do.
Do you have a teacup?
Yes, I do.
Oh, you do.
I actually have an oarsman.
You have an oarsman?
Yes, but I think I have a longing for oarsman because I gave my pendant to oarsman.
So I always have a teapot. On the contrary, I have one.
I don't know at all.
I think that's how you feel.
Let's try another one.
Can I have one of these?
How about this helmet?
What?
I don't like it.
Can I wear it?
Can you wear it?
That's good!
Can I try it?
That's good!
You don't have one of these, do you?
No.
Where did you buy it from? A motorcycle?
Yes, a motorcycle.
Where did you buy it from?
Well...
I bought it from a chicken restaurant.
That's not funny!
I don't know!
Pentagon is jumping!
I don't know!
[PH] The price is...
This is the price.
It's not easy to get it for a cheap price.
Yes.
Excuse me, it's 60,000 yen.
It's expensive!
It's expensive, but...
Yes.
Well, since we have this occasion, we'll give you a price.
A price?
We'll give you a price.
A price.
We'll give you a price.
Okay, then...
180 yen.
It's cheap!
Cheap?
How about it?
Now, Mr. Kemuri, will you buy this product or not?
Judge, please show us your card.
Here you go!
I won't buy it.
What's wrong with you, you idiot?!
You won't buy it?
It's 180 yen!
That's too cheap for you!
No, I'll take up space.
Burn it like this.
At home.
What?
What's the point of burning it like this?
I don't need it. It's in the way.
What do you mean it's in the way?
It's in the way and it's a little dirty.
It's dirty? You're wearing it with me.
I'm wearing it too and the sink tank's tank is wearing it too.
Don't wear it to all kinds of people.
Don't make all kinds of people into Pentagons.
I'm wearing it to all the fat comedians.
There are people who look better than you.
People who are properly chubby.
You're the one who looks the best.
Why do I look good in a pentagon?
What's with you?
I don't need it.
You didn't buy any of them.
Why? Buy it.
I don't want to say it, but you're a pervert.
You're saying too much.
Don't say it in front of him.
You're really poor.
I'm not poor.
Don't you have money?
I have money.
What?
I have money.
I'm the vice president of the Daiwa family!
I'm going to do my best.
Quiz! Yamato prank! What did you say?
What's up?
I'll give you a drink.
Thank you.
Enjoy it.
Oh, sorry. I just farted.
Oh, no.
Oh, nice, master.
Put it on this white rice.
It's nice.
How much do you want?
It's smokey.
I made special ice cream today, so I hope you'll try it.
I made it with love.
This is a good point.
I ate ice cream and lost my voice.
Oh, last night's mochi hot pot.
Please be careful only in how you deliver it.
Thank you for your hard work.
You didn't buy any of them.
I don't need them.
Oh, really?
What if you go home with them?
I can't go home.
But if you took the train with them, you'd be like that.
I'd call the police and that would be it.
The railway police would start moving and it'd be over.
Even if a high school girl who doesn't know anything calls the police and gets a call,
But a salaryman you know would stop you and say,
It's the Pentagon.
You know it but you won't stop it?
Miss, it's okay. It's the Pentagon.
Why do you think it's real?
If it's the Pentagon, you can change the space-time.
Oh, you can change the chronos.
You can change the chronos.
You can fix it by turning it like this.
What's wrong with it?
The space-time is unstable and you can do it separately.
Can I do it separately?
You can.
The Pentagon is bigger than I thought.
Did you make a mistake?
Room!
[PH] Your child!